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Justice Lube

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randomizeyourmind:

Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”
Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.
Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.
When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.” 
- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof

randomizeyourmind:

Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.

Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.

Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.

When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.” 

- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof

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gabzilla-z:

animalker:

jokerofish:

fyeahlilbitoeverything:

helltothenaw:

paulsradicalpad:

miketooch:

weeaboo-chan:

saccharinescorpion:

okay when TVTropes said this song got stuff past the radar i thought it was just going to be in flirty kind of hinting at sex kind of way i didn’t think they were going to literally sing about premature ejaculation and Aquaman’s teeny weenie

#this isnt getting crap past the radar #this is flying the entire russian air force past the radar

So I guess in their spare time they all got together and wrote a song about how small everyone in the Justice League’s dick is.

EXCEPT BATMAN’S.

they all just want batman’s dick

Green Arrow has heroic traits

That is when he’s shooting straight


BLESS THIS SONG

I don’t think it counts as getting crap past the radar when they refused to air the episode….

Got aired in Australia - that’s why the channel 9 logo is in the corner

Why do I know that name of foreign tv stations…

This song is a lot funnier if you imagine the male bodyguard in the white suit is Wally.

always reblog

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waitandstaytrue:

thetearswecried-thislovehasdied:

IF YOU WANT TO STILL BREATHE DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO

LOL

fhjewaskdhoqwdnfehwjnkasdjbrhdeknjshur23ioqwheu2

I’m crying

Oh ma gaah , I can’t not reblog this. TOO FUNNY xD

OH MYY

OMFG I CANT I CANT . I AM DYING, WHAT THE FUCK IS AIR . I CAN’T BREATHE . DEAR LORD HOLD MEEEEEEEE !

im sorry but this is way too funny NOT to reblog lmfao

i’m legit crying.

UNLOOOOOOOAD ON THESE NIGGAS !

lmaooooooooooooooooooooo

LMFAOOO!! I’m a need for him to pay attention to the road.

it would have been better if he had it hooked up to some speakers

lol

 LMFAO LMFAO. I AM SO DOING THIS WHEN I DRIVE.

i laughed so hard i scared my daughter twice

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theblueboxboy:

Photographer Dina Goldstein’s series “Fallen Princesses“ has actually been around since 2009 but I had never posted the photographs as a complete set before. The project looks at Disney fairy tale princesses and their harshly realistic modern day lifestyles. Seems not everybody lives happily ever after. This project has won several awards, been published internationally in magazines, analyzed by experts in the field of Fairytale literature and studied in High schools and Universities.

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batmanpanties:

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epicwinsauce:

pizzarash:

45 Seconds of me you will never get back.

Watch me battle my EVIL TWIN!!!!

I don’t even want those 45 seconds back

oh my /god/

No I’m not over this yet

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gandalf-the-gray:

meimrr:

puridan:

puridan:

I will never not find this video hilarious

reblogging this from myself because it’s still relevant and still hilarious

yep

OH MY GOD IT’S BEEN TOO LONG

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